Greer-isms || Vol. 7

September 30, 2020

 The cute and funny sayings and thoughts of an almost five-year-old. 


I can't believe it's been almost a year since I've shared a Greer-ism post! She has changed so much, but her little isms are just as precious and laugh-inducing as ever. She'll be five in December - I know I can't believe it either - and I'm just amazed at the way her little mind works. It's the best, most curious, meticulously detailed mind. And I feel so lucky to witness all that goodness.

These isms go all the way back to the beginning of the year, and I hope you find as much delight in them as I do! 


G: I want to be a baby again so I can wear tiny overalls.


**we found out baby #3's gender two days before Christmas. While riding in the elevator leaving from the appointment, Greer told the two ladies in the elevator with us.....
G: We're having a boy! But, it's not Santa Claus! 


G: Can I live with you 'foreber'? Cause I don't know how to drive to my house.


**while rocking both girls...
M: My two girls. What will we do with a boy?!
G: Well, I'll have all of my dress-up to myself!


**during a week of congestion + a runny nose...
G: My nose is starting to cry.


What Greer calls Pete's co-workers:
"Work-cokers"


**while picking wildflowers from the yard...
G: If someone ever gets me roses, I'll marry them! I love roses!


**talking about Wells...
G: He's so cute. He can stay forever!


**eating whip cream off of the ice cream cake for Quinn's birthday...
G: I like this side pudding


**after I came out of my room, fresh my spraying my favorite perfume...
G: *hugs my waist* mmm, you smell so good I could sniff you up!


**spots an ant on the kitchen floor...
G: I know what time it is! It's hammer time!
**goes to get a toy hammer to smash the ant with


**while coloring together...
G: I color too fast because my arm gets excited!


**while making her bed...
G: making your bed is way more work than just sleeping in it.


G: Dad's going to be 31 after 30. Then he's going to be really old.


**puts all of her costume jewelry on...
G: I decorated myself!